I’m a total stickler for Wikipedia. I probably look up about 20 things per day from that site, on average. but there’s another site which I frequent for purposes of hilarity: it is Uncyclopedia. it’s a Wikipedia parody site, and it can make me laugh like no other site.
take this “movie” plot for example: The Dog Dies at the End.
His mother hands him a parcel, which he opens, and a puppy emerges gasping for air. “At last!” he shouts (the boy, not the dog) “A creature without the mental faculties to realize what a freak I am! He’ll be my friend.”
or, let’s check out this article on Tom Cruise:
Standing at just 4′2″, Cruise, who is not gay, is the size of a common table lamp, and is often seen wearing stilettos or dangling from a string in front of the camera in order to correct the perspective when working with normal sized actors.
many UN articles contain “quotes” by Oscar Wilde, or by Kanye West on George W. Bush and black people.
okay, I’ve got to stop writing now, I’m laughing so hard I can’t see straight, my sides are about to rupture, and I’ve almost spewed my M&M’s-in-milk everywhere about 7 times.
